Saints Row: The Third

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Earned Achievements

Dead Presidents
Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
The Welcome Wagon
Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.

Unearned Achievements

A Better Person
Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
And Boom Goes the Dynamite
Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
B.A.M.F.
Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Bo-Duke-En
Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Bright Lights, Big City
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
Bromance in the Row
Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
C-List Celebrity
Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Cooked To Perfection
Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Cowboy Up
Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Crew of Two
Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.
Do a Barrel Roll!
Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Double Dose of Pimping
Complete all instances of Snatch.
Everything is Permitted
Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
Eye of the Bee-Holder
Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Feeding Time
Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).
Fence Killa 2011
Complete all instances of Mayhem.
First Contact
Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Flame On
Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Flash the Pan
Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
Gangstas... In Space!
Complete Act 3 in another way.
Gellin' Like Magellan
Explore every hood in Steelport.
Gender Equality
Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Genki Bowl Champ
Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
Get Off My Back
Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Getting the Goods
Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Go Into the Light
Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Gotta Break Em In
Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Hack the Planet
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
Hanging With Mr. Pierce
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
Haters Gonna Hate
Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Have A Reality Climax
Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Hi-Jack It
Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
I Do My Own Stunts
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
I Heart Nyte Blayde
Complete 'STAG Party'.
Jumped In
Create and share a character online.
kill-deckers.exe
Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Kuh, Boom.
Complete Act 1 in another way.
Life of the Party
Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Lights! Camera! Action!
Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Love/Hate Relationship
Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
Mourning Stars
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Murder in the Jungle
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Murderbrawl 31
Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
My Pet, Monster
Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".
Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains
Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Opulence, You Has It
Complete 'Party Time'.
Ouch.
Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Ow My Balls!
Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Partners in Crime
Beat all Missions in Co-op.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Pimped Out Pad
Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Porkchop Sandwiches
Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Public Enemy #1
Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Revenge of the Navigator
Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Send in the Clones
Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Shake and Bake
Complete your first Challenge.
Stay Classy Steelport
Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.
Stick the Landing
Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Sting Operation
Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Storm the Yarn
Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Supaa-Excellent!
Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Tank You Very Much
Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
The American Dream
Customize 10 vehicles.
The Johnnyguard
Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Third and 30
Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Titanic Effort
Complete Act 2.
Too Close to the Son
Complete Act 3 in one way.
Tour de Farce
Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Tower Defense
Complete Act 1 in one way.
Tune In, Drop Off
Complete all instances of Trafficking.
Union Buster
Kill 15 cameramen.
Warrior Princess
Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
We're Takin' Over
Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Weird Science
Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Who Loves Ya Baby
Kill 50 brutes.
Xenaphobe
Kill Space Brutina.
You're My Hero!
Complete ALL Challenges.
You're the Best...
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
Your Backseat Smells Funny
Complete all instances of Escort.
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