Octodad: Dadliest Catch

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Earned Achievements

Be the Controller
Connect and play using a game controller.
The Best Man
Get married with the best man on the altar.
Trickshot-gun wedding
Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Unearned Achievements

Amazonian Antagonist
In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Around the World in Several Seconds
Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Au Naturel
Nothing left to hide.
Band of Blubbers
Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Cod of Duty
The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Dadliest Wardrobe
Collect all ties in the game.
Dancing in the Dark
Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Domino Dynamo
They were just lined up so perfectly...
Dunk Tank
Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Everybody Loves Joe
Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Head Otter
Wear the sea otter head.
Independent Woman
Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
No Cutsies
We have rules for a reason.
Number 1 Dad
Beat the game without losing.
Number 100 Dad
Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
Oh Captain, My Captain
Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Person-al Shopper
Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Poor Workplace Etiquette
Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Secret Shopper
Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Secrets of the Deep
Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Silent But Dadly
Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Smokey the Dad
Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Stairs with Attitude
Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Stay True to Yourself
Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
The Hero they Deserve
Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
The Secret Gardener
Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Trim Your Moustache
Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unacceptable Purchase!
You're the Earl of Lemondad.
World's Best Dad
Beat the game.
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Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59

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Ronald M. Clifford
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β€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. πŸ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

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martin
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaG

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Over on , someone retweeted sympathy for the people being laid off today...

...and then said that Amazon Games was hiring. You know, the one that just had layoffs in NOVEMBER.

Honestly? Tech sucks right now.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Seriously. Why is it called Sagittarius, A Star? Clearly, it's Sagittarius, A Black Hole. Silly astronomers.

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Cultural Historian: Dr. RGST
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

This eslint/stylistic breakup is going to give me a headache. Don't developers have something better to do than give other developers busywork?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Bing is so bad. otl.gg is being blocked in their search results, and Bing webmaster tools are absolutely useless, not telling me why it's being blocked.

Does anyone know of some way to get a human to look at this and see what's wrong with it?

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Olivia W'
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it's not actually common for real hackers to use two keyboards at once; that's just a stereo type.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got my wish. πŸ€’

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Me and my wife, despite buying a house of nice size, always seem to get in each other's way, be it in the kitchen, on the stairs, it doesn't matter. She's all up in my two square feet.

I often joke that all I want for Christmas is my two square feet.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Update 2: The record that beat Blue Scuti stood for one day. Blue Scuti got it back.

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#C++

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Update: This record stood for 1 day.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got the honor and privilege of calling the NES Tetris NTSC world record today while running Classic Tetris Wars on my Twitch channel for the very first time. It was thrilling. Congratulations to Blue Scuti for his 6,609,220 level 153 performance. clips.twitch.tv/DiligentDeadGo

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Yogthos
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TwistBit
@TwistBit @musicians.today

like, you used to use a phone line to access the internet

now the internet is accessible on your phone

nothing has changed actually

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Six Degrees of Sunday returns Sunday, January 7th, at twitch.tv/roncli. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Are you ready to get Six'd Off?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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So I started a fresh YouTube channel some time ago, and yesterday I released the first real video to it.

Check out highlights from Argus Industrial Moons' run to the OTL Season 10 Best of the Rest title! youtube.com/watch?v=Z2x-GGW9FY

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess that qualifies as a "log"...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

People at work are calling Kubernetes K8, and I hate it. It's not "Kubernete"!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Want a preview of what CTWC will be like next weekend from a gameplay perspective? CTL Season 22 finals starting now.

twitch.tv/classictetrisleague

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Ronald M. Clifford
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No airport hell this morning, but you know that lady that talks about security at literally every airport? I just realized, she sounds old AF.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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If this security line posted signs "5 minutes from this point", "10 minutes...", etc., They'd have to post them every foot.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm sorry, what?

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Robin Ward
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Did I miss Elon making another purchase? twitter.com/unity/status/17016

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos
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That's a lovely free bundle of books for people interested in getting into games programming: fanatical.com/en/bundle/intern

#gamedev #book #free #programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Use TypeScript they said. It'll be better they said.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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If you know, you know.

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