FTL: Faster Than Light

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Unearned Achievements

Advanced Mastery
Have Hacking, Mind Control and the Battery active at once.
Ancestry
Find the secret sector with the Rock Cruiser.
Artillery Mastery
Get to sector 5 in the Federation Cruiser without upgrading your Weapons system.
Astronomically Low Odds
Fail to evade 5 shots in a row with a fully powered and upgraded engine.
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
Kill 5 enemy crew in a fight without taking hull damage or losing a crewmember while using the Mantis Cruiser.
Ballistophobia
Get to sector 8 without using missiles/bombs.
Battle Royale
While using the Mantis Cruiser, kill the last enemy with your last crewmember on their ship.
Bird of Prey
Destroy a ship at full health during a single cloak in the Stealth Cruiser.
BOARDING OBJECTIVE SUCCESSFUL
Have a single boarding drone kill 4 crewmembers on one ship.
Clash of the Titans
Coming in for my Pacifism run!
Get to sector 5 without firing a shot, using an offensive drone, or teleporting.
Defense Drones Don't Do D'anything!
While using the Rock Cruiser, destroy an enemy ship which has a defense drone deployed using only missiles.
Diplomatic Immunity
While using the Federation Cruiser, use your crew in 4 special blue event choices by sector 5.
Disintegration Ray
While using the Slug Cruiser, kill 3 enemy crewmembers with one shot from the Anti-Bio Beam.
Federation Base in Range
Get to sector 8.
Federation Victory (Easy)
Beat the boss on Easy.
Federation Victory (Normal)
Beat the boss on Normal.
Full Arsenal
Have 11 systems installed on the Kestrel Cruiser at one time.
Givin' her all she's got, Captain!
With the Zoltan Cruiser, have 29 power in systems at the same time.
Home Sweet Home
Jump to 30 nebula locations before sector 8.
I don't need no stinkin' upgrades!
Get to sector 5 with no system/reactor upgrades.
I hardly lifted a finger
With the Engi Cruiser, destroy an enemy ship using only drones (no weapons).
Is it warm in here?
Have your crew kill a burning enemy on their ship while using the Rock Cruiser.
Just Getting Started
Get to sector 5.
Living off the Land
Get to sector 8 without buying at a store (Repairs are ok).
Loss of Cabin Pressure
Get to sector 8 without your ship's net oxygen levels exceeding 20 percent (starts after the first jump).
Manpower
Get to sector 5 without upgrading your reactor in the Zoltan Cruiser.
Master of Patience
Use only the Artillery Beam to destroy an enemy ship while taking no hull damage.
No Escape
No Redshirts Here
Get to sector 8 without losing a crewmember.
On a Wing and a Prayer
Get to sector 5 without repairing at a store.
Phase Shift
With the Stealth Cruiser, avoid 9 points of damage during a single cloak.
Robotic Warfare
With the Engi Cruiser, have 3 drones functioning at the same time.
Rule Ten: Greed is Eternal
Collect 10,000 scrap across all games.
Scrap Hoarder
Have at least 600 scrap in your ship storage.
Shields Holding
Destroy a ship before it gets through the Zoltan Shield.
Slice and Dice
Hit every room of a ship with at least one beam in under 5 seconds.
Some people just like to watch ships burn
Have every square of an enemy ship on fire simultaneously.
Sweet Revenge
Tactical Approach
With the Stealth Cruiser, get to sector 8 without jumping to a beacon with an environmental danger.
Take no prisoners!
Kill the crew of 20 ships by sector 6 in the Mantis Cruiser.
Technophobia
Get to sector 8 without using drones.
The guns... They've stopped
Have 4 enemy systems or subsystems ioned at the same time while using the Engi Cruiser.
The United Federation
Have six unique aliens on the Kestrel Cruiser simultaneously.
They never saw it coming
Use the Weapon Pre-Igniter augmentation to destroy an enemy ship in one volley before the enemy can get a single shot off.
Tough Little Ship
As the Kestrel Cruiser, repair back to full health when it only has 1 HP remaining.
Trustworthy Auto-Pilot
Defeat an enemy ship with all of your crew aboard it.
Victory through Asphyxiation
Empty the oxygen (Net level less than 5 percent) of a non-automated, hostile enemy ship.
Warlord
Defeat 1000 ships across all playthroughs.
We're in Position!
While using the Slug Cruiser, have vision of every room of the enemy ship without functioning sensors.
Your Own Fleet
Unlock the Type A layout for every playable ship.
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59

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Ronald M. Clifford
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β€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. πŸ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

⬜️ EXCITED ------
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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli πŸ† πŸŽ‰
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaG

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Over on , someone retweeted sympathy for the people being laid off today...

...and then said that Amazon Games was hiring. You know, the one that just had layoffs in NOVEMBER.

Honestly? Tech sucks right now.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Seriously. Why is it called Sagittarius, A Star? Clearly, it's Sagittarius, A Black Hole. Silly astronomers.

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Cultural Historian: Dr. RGST
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

This eslint/stylistic breakup is going to give me a headache. Don't developers have something better to do than give other developers busywork?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Bing is so bad. otl.gg is being blocked in their search results, and Bing webmaster tools are absolutely useless, not telling me why it's being blocked.

Does anyone know of some way to get a human to look at this and see what's wrong with it?

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Olivia W'
@WLivi @retro.pizza

it's not actually common for real hackers to use two keyboards at once; that's just a stereo type.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got my wish. πŸ€’

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Me and my wife, despite buying a house of nice size, always seem to get in each other's way, be it in the kitchen, on the stairs, it doesn't matter. She's all up in my two square feet.

I often joke that all I want for Christmas is my two square feet.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Update 2: The record that beat Blue Scuti stood for one day. Blue Scuti got it back.

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πŸŒͺ MikeMathia.com πŸ“‘
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#C++

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Update: This record stood for 1 day.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got the honor and privilege of calling the NES Tetris NTSC world record today while running Classic Tetris Wars on my Twitch channel for the very first time. It was thrilling. Congratulations to Blue Scuti for his 6,609,220 level 153 performance. clips.twitch.tv/DiligentDeadGo

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Yogthos
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TwistBit
@TwistBit @musicians.today

like, you used to use a phone line to access the internet

now the internet is accessible on your phone

nothing has changed actually

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Six Degrees of Sunday returns Sunday, January 7th, at twitch.tv/roncli. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Are you ready to get Six'd Off?

Six Degrees of Sunday, my 6DoF long play Twitch series, is getting revived for 2024. Plus, I will be producing Six'd Off, a companion YouTube series showcasing each game.

Check out the announcement for the game list and more! youtube.com/watch?v=yeRbjjpQVZ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

So I started a fresh YouTube channel some time ago, and yesterday I released the first real video to it.

Check out highlights from Argus Industrial Moons' run to the OTL Season 10 Best of the Rest title! youtube.com/watch?v=Z2x-GGW9FY

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess that qualifies as a "log"...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

People at work are calling Kubernetes K8, and I hate it. It's not "Kubernete"!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Want a preview of what CTWC will be like next weekend from a gameplay perspective? CTL Season 22 finals starting now.

twitch.tv/classictetrisleague

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

No airport hell this morning, but you know that lady that talks about security at literally every airport? I just realized, she sounds old AF.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

If this security line posted signs "5 minutes from this point", "10 minutes...", etc., They'd have to post them every foot.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm sorry, what?

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Robin Ward
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Did I miss Elon making another purchase? twitter.com/unity/status/17016

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos
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That's a lovely free bundle of books for people interested in getting into games programming: fanatical.com/en/bundle/intern

#gamedev #book #free #programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Use TypeScript they said. It'll be better they said.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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If you know, you know.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Speaking of Overload, here's something you may be interested in... recently, some community members released "Overload First Strike", a single player Overload campaign that is a complete remake of the original Descent First Strike campaign.

overloadmaps.com/overload-firs

It can work with just the original game, but it works best with "olmod" as it takes advantage of some of the features it provides: olmod.overloadmaps.com

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